Maintenance Free


Tired of the hassle of keeping up with the golf green next door. Looking for a lawn which is 100% organic, self re-seeding, requires no watering, has lovely colours and grows like weeds? Call 1-800-DAN-D-LION for a starter pack of high-potency seeds for the low price of $379.00 … and don’t worry about those jealous neighbours – it won’t be long before they also experience the joy of a maintenance-free lawn depending on the where the wind blows.



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